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They may be calling dibs on your delicious organs. Read this to protect yourself.

Are your loved ones plotting to eat you?





Cat Comics

How to walk a human being
Punchline Aliens It's going to be okay. You only try this once FunnyJunk is threatening to file a federal lawsuit against me unless I pay $20,000 in damages
I don't want you to save the world Pelvic Thrusting Cats Why I don't cook at home How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor?
What it's like to have no internet This is a red velvet mite and he is here to teach you about love How many germs live on your cell phone? What it's like to own an Apple product
Why my cat is more impressive than your baby
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