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Are your loved ones plotting to eat you?

• 1.	Do your friends, family, or loved ones ever encourage you to eat more? Yes, often Every now and then No 14 questions remain

• 2.	Do they ever spit a little while they are talking to you? (note: this is probably because they are salivating heavily) Yes No 13 questions remain

• 3.	How often do they stay up later than you? All the time Sometimes Rarely Never 12 questions remain

• 4.	How old are you? Child Teenager Adult Senior 11 questions remain

• 5.	Do they cook dinner for you? Yes, regularly Sometimes No, I usually cook We eat out 10 questions remain

• 6.	What's your body like? Lean, Skinny A few extra pounds Overweight Average Athletic Muscular, body builder 9 questions remain

• 7.	Do your loved ones ever stare at you while rubbing their bellies? Yes, often Sometimes, usually when they think I'm not looking No, not yet 8 questions remain

• 8.	Do your loved ones often buy excessive amounts of condiments, such as a gallon of nacho cheese from costco? Yes No 7 questions remain

• 9.	Have you ever been asked to clean the oven, fireplace, or chimney? Yes No 6 questions remain

• 10.	Do your loved ones often try to convince you to go camping with them? Yes No 5 questions remain

• 11.	If you did go camping, did they ever "accidentally" try to push you into the campfire? Yes No 4 questions remain

• 12.	Does anyone in your house own a hacksaw, chainsaw, or large butcher knife? Yes No 3 questions remain

• 13.	Have they ever bitten you? (even in a playful way) Yes No 2 questions remain

• 14.	Have you ever found your bed sheets soaked in a delicious peppercorn marinade? Yes Yes, but it wasn't peppercorn - it was Teriyaki No 1 questions remain

• 15.	Have your friends or loved ones ever wrapped you in bacon, claiming it was going to exfoliate your skin? Yes No final question!

        

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