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Are your loved ones plotting to eat you? Quiz

Are your loved ones plotting to eat you?

Are your loved ones plotting to eat you?

Are your loved ones plotting to eat you?

1.Do your friends, family, or loved ones ever encourage you to eat more?

Yes, often
Every now and then
No

14 questions remain

2.Do they ever spit a little while they are talking to you? (note: this is probably because they are salivating heavily)

Yes
No

13 questions remain

3.How often do they stay up later than you?

All the time
Sometimes
Rarely
Never

12 questions remain

4.How old are you?

Child
Teenager
Adult
Senior

11 questions remain

5.Do they cook dinner for you?

Yes, regularly
Sometimes
No, I usually cook
We eat out

10 questions remain

6.What's your body like?

Lean, Skinny
A few extra pounds
Overweight
Average
Athletic
Muscular, body builder

9 questions remain

7.Do your loved ones ever stare at you while rubbing their bellies?

Yes, often
Sometimes, usually when they think I'm not looking
No, not yet

8 questions remain

8.Do your loved ones often buy excessive amounts of condiments, such as a gallon of nacho cheese from costco?

Yes
No

7 questions remain

9.Have you ever been asked to clean the oven, fireplace, or chimney?

Yes
No

6 questions remain

10.Do your loved ones often try to convince you to go camping with them?

Yes
No

5 questions remain

11.If you did go camping, did they ever "accidentally" try to push you into the campfire?

Yes
No

4 questions remain

12.Does anyone in your house own a hacksaw, chainsaw, or large butcher knife?

Yes
No

3 questions remain

13.Have they ever bitten you? (even in a playful way)

Yes
No

2 questions remain

14.Have you ever found your bed sheets soaked in a delicious peppercorn marinade?

Yes
Yes, but it wasn't peppercorn - it was Teriyaki
No

1 questions remain

15.Have your friends or loved ones ever wrapped you in bacon, claiming it was going to exfoliate your skin?

Yes
No

final question!

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