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How many germs live on your cell phone? Quiz

How many germs live on your cell phone?

How many germs live on your cell phone?

How many germs live on your cell phone?

1.How many times a day do you wash your hands? (showers count as well)

I rarely wash my hands
Once
2x
3-4x
5-6x
6 or more

14 questions remain

2.How often do you clean your phone?

Daily
Once a week
Once a month
A few times a year
Never

13 questions remain

3.When you clean your phone, what do you use?

I just wipe the smears away with my sleeve
A damp towel
A damp towel with mild disinfectant or cleanser
Windex (or something similar)
I lick it clean
I don't ever wash my phone

12 questions remain

4.Do you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom?

Yes, always
Yes, but usually only after going #2
No

11 questions remain

5.What do you do when you sneeze?

I sneeze into the floor
I sneeze into my hands and wipe them on whatever is convenient (shirt, pants, etc)
I sneeze into my hands but wash them afterward
I almost always have kleenex on hand and I sneeze into that

10 questions remain

6.While moving about, where do you keep your cell phone?

Pocket
Purse or bag
Clipped to my waist or arm
Other

9 questions remain

7.Do you spend the majority of your day with a lot of people?

Yes, I'm in an environment with more than 50 people, such as a mall, school or large office
I'm exposed to a medium-sized group of people (between 10 and 50)
I'm around a small group of people
I spend most days alone

8 questions remain

8.Do you frequently use a hand sanitizer?

Yes, and it's 60% alcohol or greater
Yes, but I don't know the % alcohol
No

7 questions remain

9.How do you typically travel to work/school/wherever every day?

I use public transportation (bus, subway, etc)
I drive a car
I ride in a carpool, vanpool, taxi, or limousine
I walk or ride a bicycle
Other

6 questions remain

10.How often are you around sick people?

All the time (I work at a hospital or somewhere similar)
Sometimes
Almost never

5 questions remain

11.Do you spend much time around children?

Yes, full-time: I work at a school, daycare, etc
Yes, full-time: I'm a stay-at-home parent
Yes, but not full-time
Every now and then I'm around kids
Almost never

4 questions remain

12.Do you have any pets?

Yes
No
No, but I spend a lot of time around them

3 questions remain

13.Does your phone have a protective case on it that's made of fabric, leather, or some other soft material?

Yes
No

2 questions remain

14.Do you spend AT LEAST 20 seconds washing your hands?

Yes, I was for 20 seconds or more (recommended)
No, I wash for less than 20 seconds

1 questions remain

15.Do you share your phone with anyone else?

Yes
No

final question!

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