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The Zombie Bite Calculator Quiz

The Zombie Bite Calculator

The Zombie Bite Calculator

The Zombie Bite Calculator

1.How old are you?

Child (12 or younger)
13-16
17-20
21-25
26-40
41-55
55-70
71+

12 questions remain

2.How often do you catch colds?

Rarely, maybe once a year
1-2 times a year
3-4 times a year
More than 4 times a year

11 questions remain

3.Do you typically recover from colds quickly?

Yes, compared to everyone else I recover quickly
It takes me about as long as everyone else
I'm always sick way longer than everyone else

10 questions remain

4.How often do you exercise?

Never
A few times a month
A few times a week
Almost every day

9 questions remain

5.Which option best describes your body type?

Obese
Overweight
Average
Lean, Skinny
Athletic
Body builder

8 questions remain

6.Do you smoke?

Yes
No

7 questions remain

7.Do you have asthma?

Yes
No

6 questions remain

8.How easily do you bruise?

Very easily
Average
It takes a lot to bruise me

5 questions remain

9.Do you take medication that thins your blood, such as aspirin?

Yes
No

4 questions remain

10.Do you have high cholesterol?

Yes
No
I don't know

3 questions remain

11.How much do you weigh?

Less than 100 pounds (44kg or less)
101-115 lbs (45-52 kg)
116-135 lbs (53-61 kg)
136-155 lbs (62-70 kg)
156-185 lbs (71-83 kg)
186-220 lbs (84-99 kg)
221-250 lbs (100-113 kg)
251 lbs or more (114kg or more)

2 questions remain

12.Are you anemic (it means you have a deficiency of red blood cells)?

Yes
No
I don't know

1 questions remain

13.Are you diabetic?

Yes
No

final question!

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