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How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor? Quiz

How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor?

How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor?

How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor?

1.Do you have any experience wrestling?

Yes, I wrestled in college
Yes, I wrestled in middle school or high school
A little, I've wrestled with siblings or friends
I have no experience wrestling

9 questions remain

2.How tall are you?

Very short (5'1 or less)
Short, 5'2 - 5'5
Average, 5'6 - 5'8
Tall, 5'9 - 6'2
Very tall, 6'3 or taller

8 questions remain

3.How high can you jump?

Not very high, maybe a few inches (8 cm)
I can't jump at all (I'm disabled)
Maybe A foot or so (30 cm)
More than a foot (31+ cm)

7 questions remain

4.Do you panic at the sight of blood?

Yes, and I often faint
Yes, but I don't faint
No
A little

6 questions remain

5.If the velociraptor lunged at you, what would you be most likely to do?

Curl up into a little ball and whimper
Punch him in the mouth
Punch him in his raptor balls
Scream and run to the end of my chain

5 questions remain

6.Do you have any experience with boxing or martial arts?

Yes, I've had years of training
A little training
No training

4 questions remain

7.Have you ever fought a dangerous animal before, such as a rabid dog or grizzly bear?

No
Yes

3 questions remain

8.If you had a choice, where would you prefer to be?

The top bunk
The bottom bunk
Standing on the ground

2 questions remain

9.Do you know any sleeper holds or choking techniques?

Yes
No

1 questions remain

10.If the raptor bit off one of your arms, which would you be most likely to do?

Scream and cry like a giant sissy
Take the arm back and beat the raptor with it
Use the opportunity to try to wrap my chain around the raptor's neck
Give up and die. Raptor: 1, Me: 0

final question!

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