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How long could you survive after punching a bear in the balls? Quiz

How long could you survive after punching a bear in the balls?

How long could you survive after punching a bear in the balls?

How long could you survive after punching a bear in the balls?

1.If your intestines were dangling at your feet, would you be able to run?

No, I'm a giant pansy
Maybe, but I might trip on those sticky entrails
Yes, and I could even use them as jump ropes if I wanted to

12 questions remain

2.How often do you cry?

Daily
Weekly
About once a month
A few times a year
I cried once when I was a baby, but then I grew out of that sissy nonsense

11 questions remain

3.If crushed in a massive bear hug, how long could you hold your breath?

I have powerful lungs (2+ minutes)
1 - 2 minutes
Not long, 30 - 60 seconds

10 questions remain

4.Do you have any experience as a wrestler?

Yes, pro or college wrestling
Some experience - high school or otherwise
A little, wrestling with siblings or friends
No experience

9 questions remain

5.Have you ever eaten bear meat?

No
Yes, and I'm pretty sure I absorbed his powers
No, but next time I kick a bear in the balls I'll make sure and bite a nice piece off before I flee

8 questions remain

6.What's the best reason to adopt a bear cub?

Bears are endangered and we need to protect as many of them as we can
Two words: punching bag
They make excellent bear bait so I can do some proper ball kicking

7 questions remain

7.How fast can you run a mile?

I have no idea
Less than 5 minutes
5 - 6 minutes
7 - 8 minutes
9-11 minutes
Longer than 11 minutes

6 questions remain

8.Do you have any martial arts skills?

Yes, and I'd totally crane kick that bear in the face
Some skills, I might be able to throw a few jabs
None at all

5 questions remain

9.Would you climb a tree to escape the bear?

Yes
No

4 questions remain

10.When attacked, would you stand still and make loud noises?

Yes, I want to trick the bear into thinking I'm a large predator
No, because that's a great way to make yourself the bear's bitch

3 questions remain

11.When you see something beautiful, such as a butterfly or sunset, do you want to smash it?

No, because I'm a giant walking vagina
Only if it pisses me off or threatens my food supply
Yes, I smash everything, including dumb bears

2 questions remain

12.Have you ever bitten a beer can in half?

Yes (high fives!)
No (haha you suck)

1 questions remain

13.Which animal scares you the most?

Tyrannosaurus Rex
A bear with sore balls
A pride of hungry african lions
A mountain goat with a raging boner
The beast inside yourself, which awakens as soon as blood is drawn

final question!

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