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How many tapeworms could live in your stomach? Quiz

How many tapeworms could live in your stomach?

How many tapeworms could live in your stomach?

How many tapeworms could live in your stomach?

1.How often do you eat?

Once a day
3 times a day
Every 3 hours or so
Once an hour

9 questions remain

2.Choose the option that best describes your body type:

Lean
Muscular
Average
A few extra pounds
Overweight
Obese

8 questions remain

3.Are you currently taking any prescription painkillers?

Yes
No

7 questions remain

4.Are you currently taking any antidepressants?

Yes
No

6 questions remain

5.Are you a vegetarian?

Yes
No

5 questions remain

6.How often do you poop?

Once a week
A few times a week
Once per day
A few times a day

4 questions remain

7.What kind of food do you eat?

Well balanced diet
Average diet - some good, some bad
Terrible diet, I eat mostly junk food

3 questions remain

8.How often do you drink alcohol?

Never
Rarely - a few times a year
A few times a month
A few times a week
Every day

2 questions remain

9.How old are you?

Child (12 or younger)
13-20
21-25
26-40
41-55
55-70
71+

1 questions remain

10.How much do you weigh?

Less than 100 pounds (44kg or less)
101-115 (45-52 kg)
116-135 (53-61 kg)
136-155 (62-70 kg)
156-185 (71-83 kg)
186-220 (84-99 kg)
221-250 (100-113 kg)
251 or more (114kg or more)

final question!

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