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How many Justin Biebers could you take in a fight? Quiz

How many Justin Biebers could you take in a fight?

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1.
Watch the above video for a few seconds. What's the first thing that pops into your head?

Wow, what a catchy song - I'm gonna go get my mom to buy the album for me!
Is that a guy or a girl singing? I can't tell
This douche is setting the human race back a thousand years
KILL IT. KILL THAT THING.
OH GOD MY EARS ARE BLEEDING

12 questions remain

2.
Would you be willing to tear off one of the Bieber's arms and/or legs, and then use them as weapons against other Biebers?

11 questions remain

3.How high can you kick?

I don't know / not very high
2-3 feet
More than 3 feet

10 questions remain

4.Do you have any martial arts training?

Yes, I'm very skilled at martial arts
I've had some training
No

9 questions remain

5.If a Bieber attacked you, where would be the first place you'd strike?

I'd crane-kick him in his pretty mouth
I'd punch his little Bieber balls
I'd roundhouse him so hard his internal organs would splatter out of his butt

8 questions remain

6.In your lifetime, how many fights have you been in?

None
1-2
3-7
8 or more

7 questions remain

7.
Do you have any experience fighting badgers, weasels, or other small vicious animals?

Yes
No
No, but I'm willing to learn!

6 questions remain

8.Would you be willing to bite off a few fingers of one of the Biebers if it meant escaping from a deadly choke hold?

5 questions remain

9.
What would you then do with those fingers?

I'd swallow them. More protein = better fighter.
I'd spit them back in Justin Bieber's face and say "FINGER LICKIN' GOOD bahahaha"

4 questions remain

10.Do you have any experience fighting swarms, such as being chased by a bunch of pissed-off bees or playing starcraft against the Zerg?

3 questions remain

11.
If Bieber blood got splashed in your eyes, how would you react?

I'd panic
I'd try to rub it out of my eyes and then resume fighting
Getting blood in my eyes gives me "war vision" and makes me a better fighter.

2 questions remain

12.How tall are you?

Very short
Short
Average
Tall
Very tall

1 questions remain

13.
Would you be willing to use pieces of dead Biebers as armor upgrades for yourself?

final question!

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