Dear internet: I am not interested in penises
(although I do think it's sorta cool how they're shaped like undersea torpedos)
Undersea munitions aside, please stop Googling matthew inman gay.
Instead, do your part and Google something like:
"matthew inman would high five a vagina if he could"
"matthew inman is totally not aroused by bearded lumberjacks"
torpedos and kisses
-not gay Matthew Inman