The Oatmeal The Oatmeal
Comics: Random Most Popular All Cats Grammar Food Animals Tech

The Zombie Bite Calculator

The Zombie Bite Calculator

The Zombie Bite Calculator
  • 1.

    How old are you?

    12 questions remain

  • 2.

    How often do you catch colds?

    11 questions remain

  • 3.

    Do you typically recover from colds quickly?

    10 questions remain

  • 4.

    How often do you exercise?

    9 questions remain

  • 5.

    Which option best describes your body type?

    8 questions remain

  • 6.

    Do you smoke?

    7 questions remain

  • 7.

    Do you have asthma?

    6 questions remain

  • 8.

    How easily do you bruise?

    5 questions remain

  • 9.

    Do you take medication that thins your blood, such as aspirin?

    4 questions remain

  • 10.

    Do you have high cholesterol?

    3 questions remain

  • 11.

    How much do you weigh?

    2 questions remain

  • 12.

    Are you anemic (it means you have a deficiency of red blood cells)?

    1 questions remain

  • 13.

    Are you diabetic?

    final question!

Share this

 
 
Show me a random comic Show me the popular comics Show me the latest comics Show me some cat comics

Latest Things

Random Comics

How to tell if you're about to make a really bad decision - a flowchart 6 Reasons to Ride a Polar Bear to Work
How long could you survive on the surface of the sun? There are only two moments in a father's life when it is acceptable to cry in front of his son My dog, every time. How to tell if the weather is going to be a really big deal
When your house is burning down, you should brush your teeth The Bobcats on Thursday I wish my kitty were big enough to hug Every single time the sun goes down for  nap
Dear Slinky Oh look, running shoes How and why to use whom in a sentence Why It's Better To Pretend You Don't Know Anything About Computers


Browse more comics >>