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How long could you survive after punching a bear in the balls?

How long could you survive after punching a bear in the balls?

How long could you survive after punching a bear in the balls?
  • 1.

    If your intestines were dangling at your feet, would you be able to run?

    12 questions remain

  • 2.

    How often do you cry?

    11 questions remain

  • 3.

    If crushed in a massive bear hug, how long could you hold your breath?

    10 questions remain

  • 4.

    Do you have any experience as a wrestler?

    9 questions remain

  • 5.

    Have you ever eaten bear meat?

    8 questions remain

  • 6.

    What's the best reason to adopt a bear cub?

    7 questions remain

  • 7.

    How fast can you run a mile?

    6 questions remain

  • 8.

    Do you have any martial arts skills?

    5 questions remain

  • 9.

    Would you climb a tree to escape the bear?

    4 questions remain

  • 10.

    When attacked, would you stand still and make loud noises?

    3 questions remain

  • 11.

    When you see something beautiful, such as a butterfly or sunset, do you want to smash it?

    2 questions remain

  • 12.

    Have you ever bitten a beer can in half?

    1 questions remain

  • 13.

    Which animal scares you the most?

    final question!

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