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How many germs live on your cell phone?

How many germs live on your cell phone?

How many germs live on your cell phone?
  • 1.

    How many times a day do you wash your hands? (showers count as well)

    13 questions remain

  • 2.

    How often do you clean your phone?

    12 questions remain

  • 3.

    When you clean your phone, what do you use?

    11 questions remain

  • 4.

    Do you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom?

    10 questions remain

  • 5.

    What do you do when you sneeze?

    9 questions remain

  • 6.

    While moving about, where do you keep your cell phone?

    8 questions remain

  • 7.

    Do you spend the majority of your day with a lot of people?

    7 questions remain

  • 8.

    Do you use antibacterial soap?

    6 questions remain

  • 9.

    How do you typically travel to work/school/wherever every day?

    5 questions remain

  • 10.

    How often are you around sick people?

    4 questions remain

  • 11.

    Do you spend much time around children?

    3 questions remain

  • 12.

    Do you have any pets?

    2 questions remain

  • 13.

    Does your phone have a protective case on it that's made of fabric, leather, or some other soft material?

    1 questions remain

  • 14.

    Do you share your phone with anyone else?

    final question!

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