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The Zombie Bite Calculator

The Zombie Bite Calculator

The Zombie Bite Calculator
  • 1.

    How old are you?

    12 questions remain

  • 2.

    How often do you catch colds?

    11 questions remain

  • 3.

    Do you typically recover from colds quickly?

    10 questions remain

  • 4.

    How often do you exercise?

    9 questions remain

  • 5.

    Which option best describes your body type?

    8 questions remain

  • 6.

    Do you smoke?

    7 questions remain

  • 7.

    Do you have asthma?

    6 questions remain

  • 8.

    How easily do you bruise?

    5 questions remain

  • 9.

    Do you take medication that thins your blood, such as aspirin?

    4 questions remain

  • 10.

    Do you have high cholesterol?

    3 questions remain

  • 11.

    How much do you weigh?

    2 questions remain

  • 12.

    Are you anemic (it means you have a deficiency of red blood cells)?

    1 questions remain

  • 13.

    Are you diabetic?

    final question!

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