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The Zombie Bite Calculator

• 1.	How old are you? Child (12 or younger) 13-16 17-20 21-25 26-40 41-55 55-70 71+ 12 questions remain

• 2.	How often do you catch colds? Rarely, maybe once a year 1-2 times a year 3-4 times a year More than 4 times a year 11 questions remain

• 3.	Do you typically recover from colds quickly? Yes, compared to everyone else I recover quickly It takes me about as long as everyone else I'm always sick way longer than everyone else 10 questions remain

• 4.	How often do you exercise? Never A few times a month A few times a week Almost every day 9 questions remain

• 5.	Which option best describes your body type? Obese Overweight Average Lean, Skinny Athletic Body builder 8 questions remain

• 6.	Do you smoke? Yes No 7 questions remain

• 7.	Do you have asthma? Yes No 6 questions remain

• 8.	How easily do you bruise? Very easily Average It takes a lot to bruise me 5 questions remain

• 9.	Do you take medication that thins your blood, such as aspirin? Yes No 4 questions remain

• 10.	Do you have high cholesterol? Yes No I don't know 3 questions remain

• 11.	How much do you weigh? Less than 100 pounds (44kg or less) 101-115 lbs (45-52 kg) 116-135 lbs (53-61 kg) 136-155 lbs (62-70 kg) 156-185 lbs (71-83 kg) 186-220 lbs (84-99 kg) 221-250 lbs (100-113 kg) 251 lbs or more (114kg or more) 2 questions remain

• 12.	Are you anemic (it means you have a deficiency of red blood cells)? Yes No I don't know 1 questions remain

• 13.	Are you diabetic? Yes No final question!

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