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How many Justin Biebers could you take in a fight?

How many Justin Biebers could you take in a fight?

How many Justin Biebers could you take in a fight?

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  • 1.


    Watch the above video for a few seconds. What's the first thing that pops into your head?

    12 questions remain

  • 2.

    Yield the bieber as a weapon
    Would you be willing to tear off one of the Bieber's arms and/or legs, and then use them as weapons against other Biebers?

    11 questions remain

  • 3.

    How high can you kick?

    10 questions remain

  • 4.

    Do you have any martial arts training?

    9 questions remain

  • 5.

    If a Bieber attacked you, where would be the first place you'd strike?

    8 questions remain

  • 6.

    In your lifetime, how many fights have you been in?

    7 questions remain

  • 7.

    The Weasel
    Do you have any experience fighting badgers, weasels, or other small vicious animals?

    6 questions remain

  • 8.

    Would you be willing to bite off a few fingers of one of the Biebers if it meant escaping from a deadly choke hold?

    5 questions remain

  • 9.

    Finger lickin good
    What would you then do with those fingers?

    4 questions remain

  • 10.

    Do you have any experience fighting swarms, such as being chased by a bunch of pissed-off bees or playing starcraft against the Zerg?

    3 questions remain

  • 11.

    War Vision
    If Bieber blood got splashed in your eyes, how would you react?

    2 questions remain

  • 12.

    How tall are you?

    1 questions remain

  • 13.

    Upgrades!
    Would you be willing to use pieces of dead Biebers as armor upgrades for yourself?

    final question!

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