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How many baboons could you take in a fight? (armed only with a giant dildo)

How many baboons could you take in a fight? (armed only with a giant dildo)

How many baboons could you take in a fight? (armed only with a giant dildo)
  • 1.

    How much experience do you have swinging a baseball bat?

    10 questions remain

  • 2.

    If a baboon bit your ear off, which emotion would it most likely invoke?

    9 questions remain

  • 3.

    In your lifetime, how many fights have you been in?

    8 questions remain

  • 4.

    How far can you kick a soccer ball?

    7 questions remain

  • 5.

    Could you kick the head off a fast-moving baboon?

    6 questions remain

  • 6.

    Describe how much experience you have boxing:

    5 questions remain

  • 7.

    Do you think you could still throw forceful punches with monkey blood splattered in your eyes?

    4 questions remain

  • 8.

    Can you multi-task, or do you prefer to work on one thing at a time?

    3 questions remain

  • 9.

    How strong is your bite?

    2 questions remain

  • 10.

    Have you ever played whack-a-mole?

    1 questions remain

  • 11.

    Have you ever played whack-a-mole, except the moles were shrieking baboons and the hammer was a giant rubber dildo?

    final question!

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