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Hookers are good for so much more than sexy adventures.

Dear readers:
This comic has been removed because it's crap. I published it many years ago and even then it wasn't very funny. I haven't linked to it directly from my site for several years, but it still gets linked to from outside websites so I took the extra step and I've removed the panels altogether.
-The Oatmeal

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