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How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor?

How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor?

How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor?

1.	Do you have any experience wrestling? Yes, I wrestled in college Yes, I wrestled in middle school or high school A little, I've wrestled with siblings or friends I have no experience wrestling 9 questions remain

2.	How tall are you? Very short (5'1 or less) Short, 5'2 - 5'5 Average, 5'6 - 5'8 Tall, 5'9 - 6'2 Very tall, 6'3 or taller 8 questions remain

3.	How high can you jump? Not very high, maybe a few inches (8 cm) I can't jump at all (I'm disabled) Maybe A foot or so (30 cm) More than a foot (31+ cm) 7 questions remain

4.	Do you panic at the sight of blood? Yes, and I often faint Yes, but I don't faint No A little 6 questions remain

5.	If the velociraptor lunged at you, what would you be most likely to do? Curl up into a little ball and whimper Punch him in the mouth Punch him in his raptor balls Scream and run to the end of my chain 5 questions remain

6.	Do you have any experience with boxing or martial arts? Yes, I've had years of training A little training No training 4 questions remain

7.	Have you ever fought a dangerous animal before, such as a rabid dog or grizzly bear? No Yes 3 questions remain

8.	If you had a choice, where would you prefer to be? The top bunk The bottom bunk Standing on the ground 2 questions remain

9.	Do you know any sleeper holds or choking techniques? Yes No 1 questions remain

10.	If the raptor bit off one of your arms, which would you be most likely to do? Scream and cry like a giant sissy Take the arm back and beat the raptor with it Use the opportunity to try to wrap my chain around the raptor's neck Give up and die. Raptor: 1, Me: 0 final question!


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