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Sriracha Beef Jerky

We're now shipping cock meat.

Sriracha Beef Jerky

Posted May 3, 2026

J&D's (creators of BaconSalt and Baconnaise) has put their culinary genius to work and created Sriracha Beef Jerky.

This tantalizing cock meat is made using actual Sriracha sauce and packs a spicy-sweet punch of garlic and peppers.

Sriracha Beef Jerky Sriracha Beef Jerky

You can buy it from The Oatmeal Shop or from J&D's store if you're interested in pairing it with some of their other tasty products.

It's available as a single pack, a three pack, or you can buy a Sriracha Jerky + Sriracha Popcorn combo.
Sriracha Beef Jerky + Popcorn Combo Pack

Also, I got a lot of requests for my drawing of Abraham Lincoln to be made available as a print, so I I went ahead and got it sent to the printer and we're now selling signed copies (signed by me, not Mr. Lincoln). Abraham Lincoln kitten print

We also added the Kitty Crossbones image as a black shirt, and it's available in both adult and kid sizes. "Tesla > Edison" is also now available in kids sizes.



And lastly, if you haven't pre-ordered it already my dog book is still up for grabs. They start shipping out in a few weeks.

My Dog: The Paradox is now a book

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