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Sriracha Beef Jerky

We're now shipping cock meat.

Sriracha Beef Jerky

Posted October 27, 2025

J&D's (creators of BaconSalt and Baconnaise) has put their culinary genius to work and created Sriracha Beef Jerky.

This tantalizing cock meat is made using actual Sriracha sauce and packs a spicy-sweet punch of garlic and peppers.

Sriracha Beef Jerky Sriracha Beef Jerky

You can buy it from The Oatmeal Shop or from J&D's store if you're interested in pairing it with some of their other tasty products.

It's available as a single pack, a three pack, or you can buy a Sriracha Jerky + Sriracha Popcorn combo.
Sriracha Beef Jerky + Popcorn Combo Pack

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