A letter to one of my fans.

Comics: Random Most Popular All Cats Grammar Food Animals Tech

Dear Oatmeal Readers: Cancer is a sonofabitch that deserves to be pummeled in its cancerous little balls, so go donate to the American Cancer Society.
Do it or I'll find out where you live and hide scuba-equipped scorpions in your toilet.

Take me to a random comic Popular comics All comics
blog comments powered by Disqus

More comics

For a non-sports person, this is sorta what it's like to be on the internet right now. How to Name an Abortion Clinic
Avatar & Aliens are the same movie How little bees take on enormous hornets The DOs and DO NOTs of running your first marathon
How long could you survive on the surface of the sun? How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You How many baboons could you take in a fight? (armed only with a giant dildo) How your body responds to exercise

Browse all comics