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A letter to one of my fans.

Dear Oatmeal Readers: Cancer is a sonofabitch that deserves to be pummeled in its cancerous little balls, so go donate to the American Cancer Society.
Do it or I'll find out where you live and hide scuba-equipped scorpions in your toilet.

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