Stories

This is an illustrated tale of a particularly horrible night at my old job.

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A night at the movies with the Oatmeal - the warrior, champ, and slayer of chowderbeasts.

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I hate horses more than I hate anything in the entire universe. Here's why.

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Twilight sucks giant vampire balls, here's why.

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This is the sordid tale of the day I became the feaster of flies.

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Can your mom take down a large predator using only her mouth? I didn't think so.

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The Oatmeal goes on a date and has some issues with stir fry.

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