What are your chances of surviving an intense lovemaking session with bigfoot? Quiz

What are your chances of surviving an intense lovemaking session with bigfoot? Quiz

What are your chances of surviving an intense lovemaking session with bigfoot?

What are your chances of surviving an intense lovemaking session with bigfoot?

What are your chances of surviving an intense lovemaking session with bigfoot?
  • 1.

    Suppose a large forest-dwelling creature (ie: bigfoot) sat on your face, how long do you think you could hold your breath?

    9 questions remain
  • 2.

    Do you have any experience as a wrestler?

    8 questions remain
  • 3.

    Currently, how often do you have sex with someone larger than you?

    7 questions remain
  • 4.

    In your lifetime, how many large (220+ pounds, 99+ kg) people have you had sex with?

    6 questions remain
  • 5.

    Has anyone ever made you their bitch before? (in prison or otherwise)

    5 questions remain
  • 6.

    Are you typically on top or bottom?

    4 questions remain
  • 7.

    How often do you do lower body lifting, such as squats or deadlifts?

    3 questions remain
  • 8.

    How often do you exercise?

    2 questions remain
  • 9.

    Have you ever slept with someone who smelled like pine cones and rabbit blood?

    1 questions remain
  • 10.

    If sasquatch asked you to squeal loudly and call him 'dirty pappa bear,' would you be cool with it?

    final question!

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