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Retarded Emails

Hall of Fame

#1 - Current Champion

I received this email in response to 10 words you need to stop misspelling:

Kim

UPDATE!

One of my readers emailed me to let me know that Kim Steinhaus has been charged with child neglect and is facing up to 9 months in jail. Full story here.

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2nd Place Runner Up

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3rd Place

I received this email in response to How Twilight Works

Twilight

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4th Place

I received this email in response to Why we should be eating horses

She needs to learn the definition of satire

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5th Place

I received this email in response to 5 very good reasons to punch a dolphin

Jason

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6th Place

I received this email in response to Women With Mustaches

I'm sexist, apparently'

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7th Place

I received this email in response to 5 very good reasons to punch a dolphin

I'm a pig, apparently'

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8th Place

This person thinks I'm being too negative on my website.

shut your pie hole

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9th Place

I received in response to What it's like to own an apple product

Retarded fanboy LOL

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10th Place

This was posted on my facebook wall.

This woman apparently thinks the entire motivation behind The Oatmeal is spam for a dating site. I did used to own a dating site that I built myself as a one-man operation. I used comics and quizzes to market it and sold it to a competitor years ago. I still link to these comics from The Oatmeal because they're funny.


Retarded Pat

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11th Place

"Please and me free stuff"

I anded him some ovu-elation-sensation

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12th Place

Margarita comments on me translating some of my comics into Japanese

well I guess there is retarded people out there with serious complains


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