The oatmeal tastes better than stale skittles found under the couch cushions http://theoatmeal.com/ 2010-03-13T13:07:25+01:00 text/html 2010-03-05T17:26:11+01:00 http://theoatmeal.com Matthew Inman http://theoatmeal.com/misc/p/state <a href="http://theoatmeal.com/misc/p/state"><img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/thumbnails/state.png" alt="" /></a><p>An update on what's happening with The Oatmeal.</p><a href="http://theoatmeal.com/misc/p/state">View</a> text/html 2010-02-22T12:21:32+01:00 http://theoatmeal.com Matthew Inman http://shop.theoatmeal.com <a href="http://shop.theoatmeal.com"><img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/thumbnails/shop.png" alt="" /></a><p>Everything on this site is done by one guy. Support him and buy stuff. </p><a href="http://shop.theoatmeal.com">View</a> text/html 2010-02-22T11:05:05+01:00 http://theoatmeal.com Matthew Inman http://theoatmeal.com/comics/phone <a href="http://theoatmeal.com/comics/phone"><img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/thumbnails/phone.png" alt="" /></a><p>I avoid talking on the phone at all costs. Here's why. </p><a href="http://theoatmeal.com/comics/phone">View</a> text/html 2010-02-12T23:12:12+01:00 http://theoatmeal.com Matthew Inman http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/7824554 <a href="http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/7824554"><img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/thumbnails/free_hugs.png" alt="" /></a><p>Today, I found out that you can get arrested for holding up a 'free hugs' sign. FML</p><a href="http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/7824554">View</a> text/html 2010-02-10T13:46:54+01:00 http://theoatmeal.com Matthew Inman http://theoatmeal.com/comics/interviewees <a href="http://theoatmeal.com/comics/interviewees"><img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/thumbnails/interviewees.png" alt="" /></a><p>Want a job? Don't do these things.</p><a href="http://theoatmeal.com/comics/interviewees">View</a> text/html 2010-02-08T14:08:19+01:00 http://theoatmeal.com Matthew Inman http://theoatmeal.com/story/octopus <a href="http://theoatmeal.com/story/octopus"><img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/thumbnails/octopus.png" alt="" /></a><p>Can your mom take down a large predator using only her mouth? I didn't think so.</p><a href="http://theoatmeal.com/story/octopus">View</a> text/html 2010-01-28T10:30:25+01:00 http://theoatmeal.com Matthew Inman http://theoatmeal.com/comics/facebook_suck <a href="http://theoatmeal.com/comics/facebook_suck"><img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/thumbnails/facebook_suck.png" alt="" /></a><p>If you use facebook, chances are you've encountered a few of these before.</p><a href="http://theoatmeal.com/comics/facebook_suck">View</a> text/html 2010-01-25T10:07:47+01:00 http://theoatmeal.com Matthew Inman http://theoatmeal.com/comics/semicolon <a href="http://theoatmeal.com/comics/semicolon"><img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/thumbnails/semicolon.png" alt="" /></a><p>The most feared punctuation on earth.</p><a href="http://theoatmeal.com/comics/semicolon">View</a> text/html 2010-01-21T12:44:43+01:00 http://theoatmeal.com Matthew Inman http://theoatmeal.com/story/flies <a href="http://theoatmeal.com/story/flies"><img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/thumbnails/flies.png" alt="" /></a><p>This is the sordid tale of the day I became the feaster of flies.</p><a href="http://theoatmeal.com/story/flies">View</a>