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Breaking Bad Mesa

I combined two of my favorite things

Walter and Jesse at Black Mesa

Author's note: I really wanted to include Hector DING-DINGDINGDING-DING Salamanca, but I couldn't think of a good match for him in Half-life. Also, I've found Gatorade me, bitch to be a very useful saying in life.
For example:
"Would you care to try any of our fine wines?"

"Paper or plastic?"

"Cover your left eye and read the smallest letters you can"

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