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Download our homicidal-cat detection software. Point it at your cat to scan their intentions.

Download our homicidal-cat detection software. Point it at your cat to scan their intentions.

Is your cat plotting to kill you? The App

About

This app was designed by Matt Inman, creator of The Oatmeal.

It was built and developed by Nick Inman, Matthew's brother.

Developer for hire

Nick is a developer in the Seattle area and he is currently for hire. He's looking for an entry level position in IT. His specialities are Swift, C, C++, web design, iOS, Android, and SQLite. So, if you're looking to hire an awesome programmer dude, please send Nick an email

FAQ

When will it be available in the Google Play store?
It will be available at some point in space and time.

The app didn't work for me! What should I do?
Try vigorously shaking your phone and rebooting your router.
If that fails, try blowing profusely into your phone's charge port.
If that fails, accept that the universe is fundamentally against you.
Just please don't email us about it.

Does this app work on dogs?
No. That's why it has the word "cat" in the title.

What about tigers?
Yes, it is tiger-compatible.

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