Google and sexy torpedos
"Matthew Inman Gay"
Dear internet: I am
interested in penises
(although I do think it's sorta cool how they're shaped like undersea torpedos)
Undersea munitions aside, please stop Googling
matthew inman gay
Instead, do your part and Google something like:
"matthew inman would high five a vagina if he could"
"matthew inman is totally not aroused by bearded lumberjacks"
torpedos and kisses
-not gay Matthew Inman
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